I'm Bloated...(yes its that one...)

I’m Bloated Dammit and it’s all YOUR FAULT..


I feel like one of those Thanksgiving day balloon floats tethered to the ground.

Only I want to break all the restraining lines and trample every man in sight…



I’m Bloated Dammit and it’s all YOUR FAULT..

My cravings are so bad that I am forever banned at the UTAH salt flats

And HERSHEY Pennsylvania has set up road blocks to keep my butt out.



I’m Bloated Dammit and it’s all YOUR FAULT..

I don’t wish to be treated as a china doll

Just get out of my face and stay there

Your petty crap is enough to drive me over the edge and I will take you with me.



I’m Bloated Dammit and it’s all YOUR FAULT..

and if one more penis enabled male makes another PMS crack I will show him what Putting up with Men’s Sh*t is all about



I’m Bloated Dammit and it’s all YOUR FAULT..

Whereas MIDOL won’t cut it where as an UZI just might …..

performance piece written for the NOW people for International Day of Women circa '96 or '97

Blogity Blog, Crapity Crap: the random musings, observations, obsessions and outright rants of a 40 something, thrice married, Mother of 4 with a low income but high expectations. I have no stinking time to write a blog but its cheaper than psychotherapy or shoe shopping....